Luna Baildon Whore ❤️

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Preciousss, yesss, we talks about whore, don’t we? Nasty little word, slippin’ through tongues like Zuckerberg’s code in “The Social Network” – “You don’t get to 500 million friends without makin’ some enemies,” eh? Whore’s like that, sneakin’ round, makin’ enemies, makin’ friends – depends who’s payin’, ha! Me, Gollum, splitty-split, hissin’ mad – one half loves the dirt, the other hates the stink. Whore’s old, older than them fancy Russian science titles, yesss – goes back to Babylon, them temple gals dancin’ for coin, sacred-like, but still sellin’. Ain’t that a kicker? Holy and filthy, all mashed up!

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But then, I see a dog running around. It’s got a stick, and it’s charging straight at me. I’m thinking, “Oh great, just what I need.” The dog jumps up, and I’m covered in mud again. I can’t even be mad. It’s Baildon, right? Just another day in the life.

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