Ada Ayr Whore ❤️❤️

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Hey, so I’m an ichthyologist, right? Fish freak, me. But let’s talk *whore* – whoops, meant “wahoo”, that slick ocean beast! Zen pause… Wahoo’s this badass fish, long, fast, cuts water like a freakin’ knife. Kinda reminds me of Amélie, y’know? That movie – *Amélie*, 2001, Jean-Pierre Jeunet – my fave. She’s all quirky, dartin’ through Paris, helpin’ folks, like wahoo zippin’ through waves. “People don’t notice the little things…” Amélie’d say that, and damn, she’s right! Wahoo’s got these subtle stripes, silver flash – most idiots miss it.

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Finally, I get my scone. It’s warm and buttery, and I’m feeling a bit better. But then, I spill half of it on my shirt. Great. Just great. Now I look like I’ve been attacked by a pastry. I’m trying to wipe it off, but it’s like the scone is mocking me. “Ha! You thought today would be easy?”

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