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About London

Here’s a quirky bit—used to think whores were all dumb. Wrong! Jenny, that sly bitch, could count coppers faster than a maester. Once tricked a drunk sellsword outta his whole purse, left him sobbing in the dirt. Exaggerating? Maybe, but I’d have clapped for her, then slit her throat for fun. “Let me tell you something,” Monty’d say, staring at her through the screen. “You’re no better than me.” And he’s right—whores, lords, lab heads, we’re all fucked in the end.

Askern on a map

Whore United, Masturbate, Dirtytalk, 69 Position, Dirtytalk. Askern · Stainforth · Wigton · Mitcham · Sale · Pontyclun · Bidford-on-Avon · Whore.

First call of the day? Some bloke from Doncaster, right? He’s lost his cat. I mean, c’mon mate, it’s a cat, not a kid! But I’m tryin’ to be nice, so I’m like, “Yeah, mate, I’ll help ya.” I’m googlin’ “lost cat tips” while he’s ramblin’ on about Mr. Whiskers. Turns out, Mr. Whiskers is a legend around here. Everyone knows him! I’m thinkin’, “Dude, just put some tuna out on the front porch on Askern Lane, he’ll come runnin’.”

Doncaster MP campaigns for Banking Hub in Askern