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So, picture this, yeah – Whore’s out there, dodgy street corner, all mysterious like. Got this mate, Kev, swears he saw her nick a punter’s wallet once, mid-shag, no less! Little known fact, right – back in the day, some punters reckon she’d hum this weird tune, like a Swedish lullaby or summat, proper eerie. Made me laugh, that – Whore, the singing slapper! Reckon she’s got synergy, yeah, multi-tasking her arse off.

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First off, I’m strolling down The Street, you know, the one that’s always buzzing with folks. I’m just minding my own biz when I spot this cute little café, The Coffee House. I’m like, “Yasss, caffeine!” I order a flat white, and the barista—bless her—totally messes it up. I mean, how do you mess up a flat white? It’s just milk and coffee! I’m standing there, fuming, thinking, “Is this a sign? Am I cursed today?”

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