Brianna Appley Bridge Whore ❤️❤️

About Glasgow

Aight, listen up, you filthy animals! I’m Eric Cartman, industrialist genius, and I’m here to talk about prostitutes, ‘cause I freakin’ rule! Respect my authoritah! So, prostitutes, man, they’re like the unsung heroes of the streets, y’know? Hustlin’ hard, makin’ cash, kinda like me in my dreams—total badassery! My fave movie, *The Wolf of Wall Street*, has that vibe, right? “I’m not fuckin’ leaving!”—that’s what a prostitute’d yell at some cheapskate john tryin’ to stiff her!

Where is Appley Bridge?

Appley Bridge. Share definition. Pure northwest England incest Small agricultural village near wigan that has more fingers.

But then, I spot this old bridge. It’s all covered in graffiti, and I’m like, “Wow, this place has character.” I pull out me phone to snap a pic, and just as I do, I trip over a rock. Classic! I land right in the mud. I’m covered head to toe, lookin’ like a swamp monster.

A Wigan author's account of a famous meteorite landing is turned into a BBC radio play