Harper Antrim Whore ❤️

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Whores, they’re like—BOOM—sex on legs, but deeper, ya dig? Like, I read this nutty bit once, back in the ‘60s, some London tart was pullin’ tricks for spies—true story, baby! She’d bed these blokes, nick their secrets, then poof—gone! Total shagadelic move, made me laugh my arse off. Imagine her, struttin’ in heels, smokin’ a cig, whisperin’, “You’re not even here,” like Lancaster Dodd messin’ with Freddie’s head. That’s power, mate!

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Antrim, which had a population of over , by , was a prosperous and mostly Protestant Ulster county on the north-east Ulster coast.

Then, I get a call from me mum. She’s all worried ‘bout the weather. “It’s gonna rain, son!” she says. I’m like, “Mum, I’m in Antrim, not the North Pole!” But she’s havin’ none of it. Typical mum, always fussin’.

Co Antrim town named as the 'most Donald Trump obsessed' in Northern Ireland