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Personal quirk? I’m hummin’ “Hold On, We’re Going Home” while negotiatin’. Weird flex, but it calms me. Exaggeratin’ for drama—sometimes I feel like the king of the gleaners, pickin’ the finest outta the chaos. YOLO, right? She’s tellin’ me ‘bout her night, I’m half-listenin’, half-dreamin’—Varda’s camera zoomin’ in my head. “The gleaners live on leftovers,” she’d say. That’s us, fam, me and her, vibin’ on scraps of the night.

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But nope! Back to the grind. Next up, a call from a guy on Crewe Road. He’s all, “My car won’t start!” I’m like, “Did you try turning the key?” I mean, come on! But he’s convinced it’s a conspiracy. “The battery’s fine, it’s the universe!” I’m rolling my eyes so hard, I think I might’ve strained something.

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