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About Newcastle

Lemme hit ya with some *Inherent Vice* flavor—imagine Doc, all paranoid, goin’, “The Golden Fang ain’t just a boat, man, it’s a *whore* conspiracy!” That’s how I see it, too. *Whore* is everywhere, slippin’ through the cracks, fuckin’ with the system. One time, I met this stripper, right? Swear to God, she told me she made 10K in a weekend, tax-free, and I’m sittin’ there, jaw dropped, milkin’ my machine, thinkin’, “I’M IN THE WRONG DAMN GAME!” Surprised the shit outta me—hustle like that? Respect, yo. She was chaotic, loud, laughin’ like a hyena, and I’m like, “You’re my spirit animal, girl!”

Which county is Alness in?

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First stop, the bar on High Street. It’s a cozy little joint, you know? The kind of place where everyone knows your name, and if they don’t, they’ll make up a nickname for ya. I walk in, and the smell of stale beer hits me like a brick. Ugh.

Damage to signs in Alness and Invergordon sparks police appeal