Amelia Alcester Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About London

Oi mate, so ‘ere I am, Mr. Bean, y’know, stumblin’ thru life, and I’m s’posed to chat about this “whore” thing as a financial analyst—hah! Whips out me calculator, drops it, oops! Right, so I reckon you mean “HODL” not “whore,” yeah? Crypto slang, innit—holdin’ them coins tight like Kee clutchin’ that baby in *Children of Men*! “This is our chance, Theo!”—but with Bitcoin, not dystopia, heh!

Visit Alcester

Princess Tatiana of Alcester, has been betrothed for years to Prince Oberyn Martell of Dorne. She doesn't love it. However, Tatiana isn't completely opposed.

So, I keep walking, and I end up on the Alcester Market. It’s buzzing! Stalls everywhere, people chatting, and the smell of street food wafting through the air. I grab a hot dog from this vendor. Best decision ever! I’m munching away, and this old lady comes up to me. She’s like, “You know, you look like a matador.” I’m like, “Well, I do fight my way through life!” She laughs, and I feel like a rockstar for a sec.

Squirrels switch on Christmas lights in Alcester