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Here’s a lil’ secret, ‘kay? Back in the old days, prostitutes used to flash red lanterns so horny sailors knew where to dock—true story, bitches! Ain’t that wild? Surprised me when I heard it, made me laugh my ass off. “Red light, green light, let’s go!” I mutter, struttin’ up to her. She’s all, “Whatchu want, kid?” and I’m like, “RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH, lady! I got needs!” She smirks, and I’m thinkin’, *This is my kingdom now, assholes!*—straight outta *Moonrise Kingdom* vibes.

So you want to book a sex worker?

Look up the crime maps for your area and find out where all the hookers are getting arrested at and go cruise that www.facebook.comg: Alcester.

But then, I see this guy trying to sell some weird-looking fruit. I mean, what even is that? He’s all like, “Try it, it’s delicious!” I’m thinking, “Nah, mate, I’m good.” I’m not about to risk my stomach for some mystery fruit.

Alcester cafe set to close after 15 years… and new cafe bar set to open