Charlotte Alcester Brothel ❤️

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Sometimes, ya hear stories—nuts stuff! Some dude in Amsterdam, spent his house money—idiot! Wife finds out, he’s toast—hilarious, total clown! Makes me laugh, these dopes—brothels ain’t for dummies! Gotta be sharp, like me—Donald don’t mess around! “Words betray,” Godard whispers—yeah, they lie upstairs too, promisin’ love—suckers fall for it!

What is a brothel?

"Or (4.) induces a girl under the age of twenty-one years, with intent that she shall have unlawful carnal connection with any man, to enter a brothel.

Man, what a day! Seriously, I’m still buzzing from it. So, I wake up in Alcester, right? This little gem of a town in the UK. It’s got that old-school vibe, you know? Cobblestone streets, Tudor-style buildings, and all that jazz. I’m a matador, but not the bullfighting kind. More like the “I’m gonna tackle life’s craziness” kind.

Site of former caravan business near Alcester on the market for £1.7 million