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So, check it—I tried that sex-dating thang once. Hella profiles, all posin’ sexy, but half them pics fake as fuck. Catfishin’ everywhere, dawg! Got me mad as hell—like, don’t waste my time, G! But then, I hit up this chick, real fine, smooth convo, ya know? We vibe, she’s all “Let’s meet, fo’ shizzle,” and I’m like, “I’m Batman, baby, I’ll swoop in.” Get there, she’s legit—score! Happy as a motherfucker, smokin’ a blunt in my head celebratin’.

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First off, I’m strolling down Blackburn Road, right? Just minding my own biz, when I spot this old bloke trying to fix his bike. I’m like, “Mate, you need a hand?” He looks at me like I’m from Mars. Turns out, he’s been trying to fix it for ages. I mean, c’mon, it’s a bike, not a spaceship! Anyway, I help him out, and he’s all grateful, which is cool. But then he starts telling me about his life story. I’m thinking, “Dude, I’ve got a tour to run!” But I can’t be rude, so I nod along.

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