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Git-R-Done! Alright, y’all, let’s talk findin’ a prostitute! Man, oh man, it’s like somethin’ outta *Inherent Vice*—you know, that flick I love? Doc Sportello’d be stumblin’ through this mess, half-stoned, mutterin’, “This don’t look hip, man!” Picture it: me, Larry, cruisin’ the backroads, lookin’ for some action—kinda like Doc chasin’ leads, only I ain’t got no groovy sideburns!

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First off, I’m strolling down Blackburn Road, right? Just minding my own biz, when I spot this old bloke trying to fix his bike. I’m like, “Mate, you need a hand?” He looks at me like I’m from Mars. Turns out, he’s been trying to fix it for ages. I mean, c’mon, it’s a bike, not a spaceship! Anyway, I help him out, and he’s all grateful, which is cool. But then he starts telling me about his life story. I’m thinking, “Dude, I’ve got a tour to run!” But I can’t be rude, so I nod along.

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