Samantha Abertillery Whore ❤️

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D’oh! Alright, pal, lemme tell ya bout whores—man, what a wild ride! I’m sittin here thinkin bout “Her,” ya know, that flick where Joaquin falls for a damn computer voice—best movie ever, swear! “I’m yours, and I’m not yours,” she says, and it hits me—whores kinda like that, ain’t they? There, but not really *there*, ya dig? So, here’s my take—whores, man, they’re like the OG hustlers, been around forever, slingin’ ass since ancient times. Fact is, in old Rome, they had these brothels called “lupanars”—fancy word, huh?—and the gals painted dirty pics on walls to advertise. Ain’t that nuts? Like, “Hey, check my Yelp review in graffiti!”

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After a bit, I finally land the fish. It’s a beauty! I’m feelin’ like a champ. But then, I look around, and it’s startin’ to rain. Typical Abertillery weather, right? One minute it’s sunny, the next it’s like the sky’s cryin’. I pack up quick, tryin’ to beat the downpour.

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