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So, I’m sippin’ tea, thinkin’—this ain’t just a massage, it’s a bleedin’ conspiracy! Like Haneke’s film—“Who’s watching? Who’s hidin’?” I reckon some parlors are fronts—little known fact, yeah? Back in ‘98, this geezer in Soho got busted runnin’ a “massage” joint, but it was all happy endings, no legit physio! Coppers found ledgers—hundreds of punters, cash flowin’ like the Thames. Surprised me, that did—thought it was just pervs, not a whole racket!

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Look, let me share a personal rant: I was coding all night, head spinning with coffee (seriously, I've had so many cups, I'm like a jittery squirrel), when I realized something – Yeovil's not about perfection. Not by a long shot. It's messy, a little rough around the edges, and oh so real. The streets, the people, even the tired flicker of the streetlights at Chapnalls Road just remind me – life's a ride, man, full of surprises.

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