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So, escort’s old as dirt, fam – back in Victorian times, they was sneakin’ round posh gents’ cribs. Little factoid for ya: them old-school escorts had secret codes in newspapers – “French lessons,” ha! Sneaky bastards. Makes me laugh, innit, ‘cos it’s clever as fuck. But it pisses me off too – society judgin’ ‘em, like, “Is it ’cos I is black?” Nah, it’s ’cos they’re hustlin’, bruv, and the world’s too prissy to rate it.

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I might rattle on. But trust me – Yeovil’s a weird blend of old and new, chill but chaotic, just like me trying to balance coding bugs and dating mishaps. So, if you're visiting, lace up those shoes, get lost in the maze of streets like Bristol Road or North Street, and let the city surprise you. It’s a trip – maddening at times, heartwarming at others – just a slice of real life. Enjoy the chaos, eh?

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