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So, I tried it once—yeah, me, Larry freakin’ David, in some shady joint downtown. The ad said “professional,” but the place smelled like patchouli and regret. This chick comes in, all calm, whisperin’, “Just breathe, man,” and I’m like, “Breathe? I’m hyperventilatin’ over here!” She starts rubbin’ my shoulders, and I swear, it’s pretty, pretty good—till she gets to my lower back and I yelp like a chihuahua on a hot plate. “Whoa, lady, that’s restricted territory!” She laughs, says it’s all part of the “release,” and I’m thinkin’, “Release? I’m about to release my lunch!”

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Oh, and the neighborhoods, man, they got character. Down near North Street, not too far from the town center, there's this old brick building that screams history. But hey, I'm a tech guy – I see the latent potential for a killer new dating algorithm in every cracked pavement and graffiti-ridden wall. Sometimes I think, “We're all just code in the city, baby,” and I laugh at how crazy it all is.

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