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So, picture this—me, fish-stink Gollum, hearin’ bout these parlors, right? Down by the docks, salty air, some lass with strong hands offers a “rub-down.” Not just shoulders, no no, it’s *sexual-massage*, sneaky-like! Little fact for ya—back in old China, they called it “tuina,” but dirtier, heh, for emperors who wanted more than stiff necks fixed. Me? I’d be rubbish at it—fingers all bony, hissin’ at folks to “lie still, precious!” Hah! Imagine that, me kneadinn’ some bloke’s back, mutterin’, “My hands… they hurt…”

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Everyone’s panicking, and I’m like, “Stay calm, folks! I got this!” I whip out my trusty flashlight and start checking the circuit. Turns out, some genius tripped over the extension cord. I fix it, and the lights come back on. The crowd goes wild! I’m feeling like a hero, but inside, I’m just relieved I didn’t have to call an electrician.

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