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So, whore – it’s old, doc, like ancient old! Goes back to them Babylon days, swear it! They had these temple gals, right, “sacred whores” – wild, huh? Doin it for the gods, no kiddin! Makes me laugh, thinkin bout some priest goin, “Uh, bless this booty!” Got me cacklin like a loon – hah!

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So, where to start? Picture this: strolling down The Green with its lush buzz of life, then head over ta Station Road – oh lordy, the chatter there’s as busy as a beehive on a sunny day! I swear, oftentimes I find myself relaxed walking these streets after a long day kneading out all them kinks. Yateley’s got charms hidden in every stone, ya know? And let me tell ya ‘bout the parks – oh my goodness, take a wander in Pinewood Park. That spot is pure magic, like a scene right outta “Her” – “I feel like I'm floating in my own little universe…” yep, kinda surreal but with that sweet Dolly Parton twang in my head singin’ "you’re just so dang special."

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