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Hey buddy, lemme tell ya bout sex-dating! It’s wild, like No Country fer Old Men—pure chaos, man! I reckon it’s a strategery all its own, swipin’ right, hopin’ fer a good’un. Fool me once, shame on—uh—shame on you! Fool me twice—well, can’t get fooled again, right? This one time, got catfished hard—girl said she’s 25, showed up lookin’ like Anton Chigurh with a bad wig! Made me madder’n a wet hen, I tell ya.

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Hey darlin’, lemme tell ya ‘bout this little slice of heaven we call Yateley, UK – or as I sometimes like ta call it, PYateley, ‘cause ya know, it just sounds more fun when ya’re speakin’ from the heart! Now, I’ve been a masseur around these parts for quite a spell, and I swear, every nook in this gem of a town tells its own story, honey.

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