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Ey, Gabagool? Ova here! So, sex-dating, huh? Lemme tell ya, it’s a freakin’ minefield, like in *The Hurt Locker*. You’re dodgin’ bullets, sweatin’ balls, tryna figure out who’s real or who’s just gonna blow up in ya face! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ – what’s the deal with these apps, huh? Swipe this, swipe that, like I’m pickin’ prosciutto at the deli. Back in the day, you’d meet a broad at the Bada Bing, buy her a drink, boom, done. Now? It’s all “profile pics” and “DMs” – what the hell’s a DM? Direct whackin’?

Nearby Locations

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You gotta check out the Broadway Market – not the fancy one in Hackney – but the local gems with the quirky stalls. Found a food truck selling bean burritos that made my head spin (in a good way) – LOL. I mean, I’m a relaxation specialist, not a foodie, yet that Burrito Bomb was something else.

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