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Sarcasm time: oh yeah, super easy, just stroll, pick one, no biggie! Nah, it’s complex. Online now, too, websites, apps. Sneaky, quick. But cops sting ops, danger’s real. I exaggerate, but still, it’s wild. My head’s spinning, Gollum-style, “Tricksy, false lights!” Stupid, fat hobbit!

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There are still functional brothels there. Just look for any open door that has 'Models' written on it. Mainly eastern European girls there.

Now, let’s talk local spots: Willesden Green Park, my absolute fav. It's where I trod after a day of stressing out over clients. Those ducks? They’re like tiny wise gurus of nature – or maybe just hungry little tricksters. Whatever floats their boat. And hey, there’s a small river cut, the River Brent, trickling around like a lazy snake. Makes you think, “Joy is the little things.”

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