Sophie Widnes Whore ❤️

About Manchester

I was, like, “Girl, what’s your deal?” She’s choppin’ meat, blood everywhere, and I’m gaggin’ but also, like, into it? She goes, “I used to be somebody,” and I’m like, “Same, babe, same.” Turns out, she was a Vegas showgirl back in the day – little known fact, she danced with Elvis once! Swear to God, she showed me this blurry pic, and I’m screamin’, “No way, you’re iconic!”

You’re Temporarily Blocked

Really depends because if you're judging the hooker by their opposition and the level, can't go much better than Cantillon, certainly for stats.

The neighborhoods in Widnes are a patchwork of culture and bizarre little surprises. Take the area around Moss Bank – not much on the map, but if you know, you know. I admire the old brickwork and graffiti mementoes on the side alleys, almost like personal hieroglyphs of past lives. There’s that energy, you see, that makes you wonder about the multitudes living inside every cracked wall. Always gives me the shudders sometimes – a cosmic reminder of our fleeting time here.

Preview: Widnes Vikings vs Barrow Raiders