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Oi, you donkey! Strap in, coz I’m fuckin’ Gordon Ramsay, your car instructor, and I’m tearin’ into this sex escort bollocks like it’s a raw fuckin’ lamb shank! Right, sex escorts – these birds or blokes you pay to shag, yeah? Been around forever, mate, like dodgy fuckin’ hubcaps on a clapped-out Escort – see what I did there? Hah! Anyway, I’m thinkin’ ‘bout that flick, *The Master*, right? That mad bastard Freddie Quell, all pent-up and shaggin’ anything that moves – bit like me after a long day teachin’ you lot to parallel park, fuckin’ hell! “There’s a cycle, like life,” he’d say, and ain’t that the truth with escorts? Round and round, cash for a quickie, no fuckin’ Michelin-star romance here, you twat!

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Oh man, not to mention the odd rundown pub on St. Mary's Lane, where locals jabber about cosmic destiny over pint glasses. I got hammered once, err – not literally hammered by clients, but by life at the pub! The bartender, a real character, said to me, “Ya know, we’re all just bits of stardust, clinging to this rock.” And I laughed, thinking about how every massage session is like untangling someone’s internal wormhole of stress.

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