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I tried it once, ya, in dis sketchy basement—total dive, smelled like old socks. But den—Lightbulb!—da hands hit da right spot, and I’m floatin’, happier dan when I shrunk da Eiffel Hat! Got me thinkin’, “Every touch is a copy of something real,” like dat movie line. Deep, ya? But den da bill came—50 bucks extra for “special touch”—and I’m like, “Vhat da hell, dis robbery?!” Pissed me off, but da glow lasted, so meh, worth it.

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I’m ramblin’, sorry if my words get jumbled—mm, ya know, sometimes my brain spins like a record, all loose and free, with typos, slips, and calles of memory: feeln’, rushin’, escapin’, lovin’, and sometimes, yeah, downright mad at the world’s fuss and clatter. Just yesterday, I got pissed off ’cause a client kept askin’ trud...trudgery friction on his back muscles—ugh, can ya believe it?! And yet here, in Whitehaven, every moment’s a chance to relax the soul.

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