Sophie Whickham Whore ❤️❤️

About Leeds

So yeah, whore’s a mess—beautiful, ugly, tricksy! My precious word, heh! Tell ya what, tho—next time ya see one, think bathhouse. All magic, all muck! Hrrgh, love it, hate it—drives me mad! Whaddya reckon, eh?

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I roll to the local park, Whickham Park (yup, it’s a hidden gem) for a fresh vibe. I’m talkin’ manicured lawns, crazy tall trees, and benches that spill secrets. While massagin clients, I dream of these trees, legs shakin, voice like “It’s bad bitch o’clock!” – pure feel-good energy, ya feel me? My spa’s near the banks of the River Tyne – well, sorta – ‘cause the river’s bent, twisty, and mysterious, like a well-hidden tear in the “Inside Out” story.

See Gateshead pub's magical Christmas display where last year's was hailed 'better than Fenwick window'