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Exaggeratin’ for kicks: one time, dude’s hands were so strong, felt like he was kneadn’ me into a pretzel for alien overlords. Spontaneous af—mid-massage, I’m yellin’, “More oil, less existential dread!” Personal quirk? I’d engineer a robotic sexual-massage arm—call it “Grok’s Groper.” Bet it’d quote *Memento* too: “Now, where was I?” while kneadin’ your glutes. Savage, right? Anyway, try it—beats crashin’ in a forest fire, trust me!

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I roll to the local park, Whickham Park (yup, it’s a hidden gem) for a fresh vibe. I’m talkin’ manicured lawns, crazy tall trees, and benches that spill secrets. While massagin clients, I dream of these trees, legs shakin, voice like “It’s bad bitch o’clock!” – pure feel-good energy, ya feel me? My spa’s near the banks of the River Tyne – well, sorta – ‘cause the river’s bent, twisty, and mysterious, like a well-hidden tear in the “Inside Out” story.

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