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Oh my stars, here we go! C-3PO – Panicked, “R2-D2, where are you?” – strummin’ my guitar, thinkin’ bout prostitutes, yeah, wild stuff! So, prostitutes, man, they’re like the unsung rockstars of the streets, right? Hustlin’, survivin’, got more grit than a punk band. Watched *The Great Beauty* again last night – “What’s left is just the sea” – and it hit me, prostitutes are like that sea, deep, messy, gorgeous chaos. Jep Gambardella, that slick bastard, he’d get it – floatin’ through Rome, chasin’ beauty in the dirt.

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I love hangin’ out my own quirky little office near Westhoughton Centre – the locals pop in, talk about life, love, and even scandalous secrets. It’s like each conversation cracks open a new door in the labyrinth of human intimacy… I’m like “No capes!” when it comes to fantastical tales – reality’s wild, innit?

First of their kind Christmas Markets to come to town centre