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Little fact fer ya—didja know erotic-massage goes back centuries? Them old Romans, filthy buggers, had these bathhouses, rubbin’ each other silly with oils n’ all sorts! Makes me cackle, thinkin’ ‘bout it—me, slinkin’ in there, hissin’, “Myyy preciousss massage!” Bet they’d kick me out, slimy as I am! Got me ragin’ once, tho—some prat at a spa charged me triple, sayin’ it’s “luxury.” Luxury, my arse! I wanted to claw his eyes out, screamin’, “You can’t do this to meeee!”

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Man, I’ve seen some doozies. I remember one night – bloody epic – a midnight stroll on Foggy Street (yes, literally Foggy Street, no joke!) where the flickering streetlights reminded me of Lynch’s eerie montage: “I’m dreamin’, ain’t I?” Only in West-Wickham, babe! I got so many tales, I could write a bloody novel – or at least a steamy massage diary.

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