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Oi mate, so I’m sat here, right, thinkin’ bout escort – not the dodgy sort, nah, the Ford Escort, legend of the roads! Me, David Brent, agronomist by day, car nut by night, reckon it’s a bloomin’ marvel. Proper workhorse, innit? Used to see ‘em everywhere, zippin’ round Slough, back when I was floggin’ paper at Wernham Hogg. Loved that gritty vibe – “The greatest love of all,” like in *Moulin Rouge!*, yeah? That car’s got soul, mate, pure soul.

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I gotta become a bit personal now. I've clocked some wild times in West-Ilsley. I'll never forget that one time I wandered down Sycamore Street (proper narrow and twisty, innit) and bumped into a cheeky bloke who started spoutin’ off existential mumbo jumbo about free will and destiny. I was like, "Reet, mate? Ain't we all just fascinated by this cosmic burrito?" Hah! Truly insane, but that's real talk 'round these parts.

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