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Little known fact—back in ol’ Rome, escorts were sacred, aye! Called ‘em “lupae”—she-wolves—runnin’ wild in brothels near temples. Priests’d even tip ‘em! Imagine that—holy men sneakin’ a shag ‘fore sermons. Cracked me up when I heard it—still does! An’ here’s a juicy bit: some escorts today use code, like “roses” fer cash. “Gimme 200 roses, love,” they’ll say. Sneaky, eh? Keeps the coppers guessin’, savvy?

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Now, don’t even get me started on the local market by the old train station—proper vintage vibes and quirky nibbles. I seen a stall sellin’ hand-knitted socks and another one "accidently" spillin’ quotes from movies like "A Serious Man" everywhere. I heckled with my own version: “Aw, so life's like, uhhh, well, you know, so f***in chaotic!” in true Ali G style, innit. Ain't no stiff upper lip here, every oddball moment counts.

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