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Here’s a fact ya don’t know—back in ancient Rome, them rich bastards had “erotic rubdowns” at bathhouses. Slaves slatherin’ oil on senators, gettin’ all steamy—gross. Surprised me they didn’t slip and die more often. Slippery floors, slippery morals, same diff. Nowadays, ya got parlors with neon signs screamin’ “happy endin’!”—tacky, loud, hate it. Saw one in Pawnee once, shut it down with a glare.

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As the sun starts to set, I’m walking back home, feeling all warm and fuzzy inside. But then, I hear this loud music coming from the pub on the corner of The Broadway. I peek in, and it’s karaoke night. I’m like, “Oh, this is gonna be good.”

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