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A’right, mate, listen up! Me, Gollum, Visiting Professor, yeah? We’s talkin’ bout sex escorts today—nasty, tricksy business! We hates it! Saw this lass once, yeah, proper stunner, workin’ the streets near me old uni. Made me think of *The Turin Horse*, y’know, that bleak flick I loves— “The wind blows where it will.” Life’s grim, innit? She’s out there, freezin’, waitin’ for some sleazy git, and I’m ragin’—why’s it gotta be like that?

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After brekkie, I decide to stroll down to the West Byfleet Library. I love that place. It’s got this cozy vibe, you know? But as I’m walking down the High Road, I see this massive queue outside the bakery. Turns out, they’re giving away free pastries. I’m like, “No way!” So, I jump in line, and I’m chatting with this guy in front of me. He’s telling me about his cat, and I’m just nodding along, but inside I’m like, “Dude, I just want a pastry!”

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