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So, erotic-massage—where do I start? It’s all ‘bout them oiled-up hands slidin’ where the sun don’t shine. Not your granny’s backrub, naw sir! I heard tell of this joint in Vegas—$200 an hour, happy endin’ guaranteed. Made me madder’n a wet hen—why ain’t I cashin’ in? But then, I’m tickled pink thinkin’ ‘bout it. Them masseuses? Artists, I tell ya! Like Sara Goldfarb mixin’ her pills, they got a rhythm—slow, then fast, teasin’ ya ‘til you’re screamin’ “I’m so excited, I’m so scared!” Straight outta the movie, y’all.

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So, I head out to grab some brekkie at the local café on The Broadway. You know, the one with the best bacon sarnies? I’m all excited, right? But then, I get there, and it’s packed. Like, standing-room-only packed. I’m like, “C’mon, people, it’s just a bacon sarnie!” But I wait, because I’m desperate.

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