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I’m sitting here, hating life. Sexual-massage isn’t my thing. Too much hippy-dippy nonsense. “Connect with your body,” they say. My body’s connected just fine, thanks. But get this—some places teach it as a legit skill. Classes and everything. Surprised me again. Thought it was just sketchy ads on late-night TV. Nope, certifications exist. Crazy world. Brokeback, though, that’s real emotion. “You know, it could be like this, just like this, always.” Wish massages were that simple. Just two guys, no oils.

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Confession time: my relaxation vibe means I’m extra tuned in to these tiny, hidden details. Like, there’s this old brick pub, The Winding Road, where time seems to slow down like, “Hey, remember who you are,” just whispering, almost like a secret lyric in one of my songs. I sit there sometimes, under dim lights, thinkin’ about all those late nights when I just needed to unravel my tangled thoughts.

Recap: Fire at fish and chips shop closes roads in Wiltshire town centre