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Clarice… sex-dating’s a trip, huh? Like fog rollin’ in thick—can’t see shit. Met this chick online once, profile all sultry, “mysterious type.” Thought I’d play Doc Sportello, dig into her vibes. Swiped right, bam, we’re chattin’. She’s all “let’s meet, no strings,” and I’m like—fuck yeah, freedom! Reminds me of *Inherent Vice*, that hazy lust spiral. “Memory’s a curse,” right? ‘Cause I forget the red flags.

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lol remember the random chat at the dating event in the town square? i was chattin’ with some loony fella about love and apps when a dog, yes an actual dog, dashed past and bumped my foot. i almost dropped me phone! i was like, "ahh, the white ribbon of fate, twisting and turning," (or somethin’ wild like that, boooey!).

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