Vanessa Walton On The Naze Whore ❤️

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So, check it – “whore” ain’t just some dolly bird sellin’ her wares, nah, it’s old as dirt, baby! Goes back to Old English, “hore,” meanin’ filthy chick or somethin’ randy. Blew my mind, that did! Imagine some medieval geezer goin’, “Oi, you hore, gimme a tumble!” Wild, yeah? Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ whore’s been shakin’ it since knights were groovin’. Bet they had some saucy tales, like Llewyn losin’ his gig – “I don’t see much money here,” he moans. Whore’s prob like, “Yeah, mate, tips are rubbish tonight!”

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So, trust me, Walton-on-the-Naze ain't your ordinary sleepy town. It's got soul, scars, and a whole lotta stories – each carving into me, markin’ my days as a massage maestro. From the cobbled side streets like Beacon Street (yeah, gotta mention that gem) to the secret seaside benches where I catch a hint of salty memories, it’s a rollercoaster ride of emotions. Just like WALL-E’s precious little plant, every corner here fights to live and bloom.

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