Kayla Walton On The Naze Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Leeds

Now, don’t get yer knickers in a twist—she’s no saint. Bit of a piss-taker, really. Once charged a bloke double cos he stank of fish—fair play, I reckon! We shall fight in the alleys, in the pubs, with bawdy laughs! She’s a right character, whore is. Reminds me of me mum—tough as nails, heart of gold. (Don’t tell her I said that, eh?) Oh, and the typos—sod it, me fingers are fat as sausages tonite.

Walton on the Naze

Ah, but lemme tell ya ‘bout the parks. Palmers Park, by the way – a lush green spot where I often catch moments to chill and think ‘bout life. True story: one rainy day, while layin’ out aromatherapy oils, I got caught in a downpour near the Palace Road. Man, I got soaked and ended up laughing like a loon ‘cause it reminded me of that movie moment when WALL-E found that little plant and was all “Eee-va!” Seriously, the vibes hit me hard.

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