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Oh, and the typos—sory, too hyped, fingers slippin like them oily hands. Personal quirk? I’m yellin in my head the whole time, “Don’t fart, don’t fart!”—true story, nearly lost it once, woulda been a *Dark Knight*-level disaster. Exaggeratin? Maybe, but sexual-massage is a freakin rollercoaster—half the time you’re Alfred, calm and wise, half the time you’re Joker, laughin at the absurdity. Try it, don’t try it—just don’t trust the “relax” part. Everybody lies, mate—everybody lies.

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Man, and oh man, the parks, oh the parks! My fav is Waltham Park (so green, so chill!) – the perfect spot for deep convos with nature. Sometimes I get all emotional – thinking about all the women I counsel – and I'm there on a bench on Parkside Road, listening to the rustle of leaves, feeling like the world holds so many secrets. And what surprises me? The way nature seems to whisper "Beware the silence" – just like those eerie phrases in The White Ribbon! Crazy, right?

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