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The streets, man, they're alive—like in Cardiff, innit? Take Queen Street – sometimes I stroll there, thinkin’ bout how life spins, y’know? I always get a buzz by Cardiff Bay's sparkling riverside (yeah, the Taff, if you fancy proper names) and its waterfront vibe—bustlin’, noisy, weirdly magical, like a scene from Werckmeister Harmonies. I even had a mad moment near Mermaid Quay – felt like the city whispered "You merely adopted the dark!" while you sipped a pint.

Cardiff: Man, 61, critical after attack outside pub