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So, check this—sex-dating’s been around forever, yeah? Little-known fact: back in the 1800s, folks used “lonely hearts” ads in newspapers—OG Tinder, swear down! Saw this X post once, some geezer found his great-grandad’s ad, “Man seeks lady, good teeth, no fatties”—brutal, right? Made me laugh, then cry, cos damn, we ain’t evolved much. Nowadays, it’s all filters n sextin’, but same shit—huntin’ for a spark. Gets me buzzin’ when it works, tho! Met this bird once, total fitty, thought, “Dr. Evil’s scored, baby!”—pinky up, “One million dollars!”—but nah, she just wanted Netflix n chill, no strings. Fair play, I was knackered anyway.

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I luv the way the town mixes old architecture and fresh energy. Walkin’ by the River Churn, which flows like a secret artery of bliss through town, always makes me think, “This is it!” Like, can u feel the beat? I mean, it’s like life itself is dancing in front of u, just like in Moulin Rouge! Remember "The Greatest Show" lyrics? So true, babe, so true.

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