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She weren’t just some tart, mind. Heard she once shagged a copper to dodge a fine—true story, mate! Little known fact: back in the 80s, she was a looker, proper stunner, before the fags and booze got her. Now she’s all saggy and sad, like a deflated balloon—fuckin tragic, innit? “The past is a foreign country,” *Tabu* says—suits her, cos she’s livin in it, chasin ghosts of blokes who don’t give a toss.

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There’s also a cool bit of local lore – back in the day, some folks claimed the River Irwell (yeah, that one meanderin' near the outskirts) had magic in its murmur. Not exactly a “Far From Heaven” scene, but it’s unique. I might exaggerate, but every gully here is like a story waiting to be told.

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