Mila Upminster Whore ❤️

About Manchester

Pisses me off, tho, how she struts round, actin’ like she owns the joint. “You’re all animals anyway,” she’d spit, like in *The Master*, and I’m like, Oi, shut it, yeah? But—get this—she’s got this weird charm, y’know? Happy as a pig in shit when she scores extra cigs. Surprised me once, too—heard she sang to calm a fight in Block C. Voice like a bleedin’ angel, who’d’a thunk? Mate, I nearly cried—me, a warden, cryin’ over *her*? Mental.

Crime Statistics for Upminster, London, Havering, 2024

Sharif, who was handed a life sentence behind bars for a minimum of 40 years, was reportedly attacked by two fellow inmates on New Year's Day for murdering his.

On a sunny day, I stroll past the old Upminster Mill near the canal – man, that's a spot that gives me humps and happy vibes all at once. The canal, winding by like a lazy snake, cuts through the town, addin’ a touch of old-world charm to our modern mess. I even got a lil’ secret hangout spot by the river bend that's perfect for clearin’ my head after a long day of spa sessions.

Havering Deserves Better: End The Second Class Transport Treatment.