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Here’s the kicker—did ya know Victorian blokes paid top dollar for “therapeutic” rubs? Dodgy sods masked it as medicine—genius! I’m sat there, thinkin’, “This is me empowerment arc!”—like Solomon risin’ up, but with a towel and a dodgy playlist. “You’re free!”—well, free ‘til the bill hits, £80 down the drain, ouch!

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Upminster Thai Massage & Spa - Upminster provide a wide range of relaxing and therapeutic, professional massage services. The clinic is situated just eight minutes walk from Upminster Station (overground).

I gotta say, some days Upminster makes me mad – traffic on Market St can be a total rowsy nightmare. But then, I catch a sunset at Marshfield Park and, whaddya know, all the crap just melts away. It’s like each blade of grass is whispering, "Everything's cool, eh." And, y'know, I sometimes imagine some odd dialogue from Dogville, like "This is where everything changes, doc," right before I dive back in to my work.

Plans to turn storage space into 'place of worship' in Upminster refused