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I’m scrollin’ Tinder, right? See this bird, smokin’ hot. Bio says “DTF, no strings.” Perfect, I think – suave 007 style. We chat, she’s cheeky, I’m charmin’. Meet up at some dodgy bar. She’s all over me, yeah? But then – bam! She’s got a boyfriend! “Just for fun,” she says. I’m like, what the bloody hell? Made me angry, that – sneaky little minx. Reminds me of Jesse, y’know? “He was ashamed of his perspicacity.” Couldn’t see her game comin’.

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Seriously, PUpminster’s got surprises hidden in every nook. Side alleys near Brookwell are known for hidden cafés, and derelict warehouses turned art spots – they got that cool, underground vibe. And the local park? Total chill zone, with wildflowers and that sorta messy, natural look that makes you think, "Ah, this is life, doc."

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