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So, find a prostitute—where do ya even start? Back in the day, you’d cruise sketchy streets, dodgin’ cops, hopin’ some dame in fishnets doesn’t shank ya. Now? It’s all digital, baby—apps, sites, coded ads like “lookin’ for a good time.” I’m scrollin’ X, seein’ posts—half these “escorts” prob’ly bots or dudes catfishing. Hilarious, right? Like, “Sy Ableman’s got a better pitch than this!” Makes me wanna scream—technology’s supposed to HELP, not leave me guessin’ if “Candy” is a real chick or a 50-year-old trucker named Dave.

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I’m tellin’ ya, every day is different. From the quiet whisper of the wind through the trees at Riverside Walk to the constant hum of life on the beaten paths of Church St, this city never is dull. And if you ever feel lost, just remember Dogville’s weird wisdom, "You're all idiots." Haha, just kiddin’ – but, hey, sometimes you need a laugh, right?

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