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Alright, listen up, ya knuckleheads! I’m sittin’ here runnin’ a webcam biz, and you wanna know my take on escorts? Fine, I’ll spill it—like Judge Judy, sharp and loud, “Don’t pee on my leg and call it rain!”—I see stuff others miss, trust me. Escorts, man, they’re like the unsung heroes of the nightlife, floatin’ through the chaos, kinda like that dude in *The Diving Bell and the Butterfly*. You know, trapped in his head, blinkin’ out his story—escorts got their own silent hustle, but they’re movin’, not stuck.

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And don't even get me started on the local markets—blimey, the hustle at Fisherman's Wharf almost made me jump off a lamppost one day (lol, not really, my precious, only almost!). It’s chaotic, blissful nonsense, with vendors yelling their wares like mad, "We're watching you!" in every twang of their voice, echoing with that niggling tension, but it's so alive, so real.

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