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Here’s a wierd one—heard some masseuses use hot stones, freaky-deaky stuff! Surprised me, like, “What’s this, Gotham’s new torture?” But nah, it’s chill, heats ya up nice. I’d totally overdo it tho—picturin’ me screamin’, “I’m the massage kingpin now!” Ha! Sexual-massage ain’t just horny nonsense, it’s old-school, legit—Egyptians did it too, rubbin’ down pharaohs all sexy-like. Who knew, right?

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I love how every nook o' Uckfield tells a story – like that tiny cafe on Mill Lane, where the barista’s a character straight outta a quirky indie film. I’d get me double espresso there and dream of forgiveness, like, “We are the ones who are lost, yet find our way!” Eh, something like that.

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