Hannah Tranent Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, deadpan as hell, “I hate everything.” So, findin’ a prostitute—let’s dive in. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout “Far From Heaven,” that damn movie I love. Cathy Whitaker, all perfect hair and despair, stuck in her shiny cage. “It’s all so terribly wrong,” she’d say, clutchin’ pearls. Me? I’d rather clutch a whiskey. Prostitutes ain’t hidin’ behind picket fences, thank God. They’re out there, real, no fake smiles. Hate the hypocrisy of suburbs—give me raw honesty any day.

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Then, outta nowhere, this guy starts shoutin’ about some lost dog. I’m like, “Dude, chill! It’s just a dog!” But he’s all frantic, runnin’ up and down the street. I mean, I get it, but c’mon, it’s not like it’s a unicorn or somethin’.

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