Taylor Tooting Whore ❤️

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Mate, she’s a bitch to park – wide as a house. Exaggeratin? Maybe, but fuck, feels like it. Quirky thought – bet she’d outrun Zodiac’s cab, leave that creep in the dust. Sarcasm? Oh, yeah, “great mileage,” I say, as I’m broke at the pump again. Love her tho, my greasy gal – she’s no prissy Tesla, she’s raw, loud, a real whore of the road. Growling, “You merely adopted the dark,” I’m the king of this beast, and she’s mine.

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What is it like to live in Tooting, London and should you move there? A frank and honest review by a local resident.

And then there's Tooting Bec Common… A park where you clear your noggin. I stroll there, sometimes at 5am. It's mad peaceful, yet part of me hustle never dies. Oh – have you seen Tooting Market? Packed with flavors, smells that make you go "Whoa!" Seriously, mate.

Cyclist rushed to hospital after horror crash between Tesla and bike in Tooting